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The Office

Dwight

Over the holiday a couple of nephews pitched The Office to me.  They talked like it was, without doubt, the most fabulous show on TV.  Naturally, considering them intelligent young men, I decided to check it out.  I rented the first season and watched it yesterday.  In all my life I’ve never watched such realistic and insightful television.  The Office makes reality TV seem like pure fantasy.

 I felt as though the writers had visited my old place of employment and studied the characters for inclusion in their program.  I felt my blood pressure begin to rise within moments of viewing this torture filled drama.  I was under the mistaken impression, after speaking with my nephews, that The Office was a comedy.  I came to it expecting some great laughs.  Oh, contrair, the program instantly transported me back over four months of blissful retirement to those miserable, bewildering, frustrating, anxiety filled days of yesteryear.

Dwight could easily pass as my former supervisor’s twin in both appearance and personality.  My stomach lurches every time Dwight enters the scene.  So completely, competent in his incompetency was that former “leader of mine” that I’m sure NBC felt the program would lose it’s credibility if it  duplicated him in one character so they created Michael to absorb the rest.  Now don’t let this get out to my old boss because if he ever discovered that it took two people to fill his shoes on The Office we’d never hear the end of it.  His head hardly fits through the door as it is.

Having watched so many episodes at once, I’ve decided I need an extended vacation before I can face the program again.  Otherwise, my retirement will have been for naught.

Filed under: Humor, Inspiration , , ,

Skinwalker Ranch

A few weeks ago a Nephew of mine asked me if I knew anything about the Skinwalker Ranch. I didn’t, or so I thought. Then he went on to explain that I should know all about it since I live in the Uinta Basin. He told me that there had been UFO sightings there among other things.

It then dawned on me that years ago I had encountered an unexpected gate on a road I had previously travelled. The gate had lots of threatening signs on it. I asked around and was told that someone was doing research on UFO activity on the ranch behind that gate. And so I discovered I actually did know something about the ranch and could even drive right to it.

I was surprised that living in such close proximity to the ranch that I actually hadn’t heard a thing about it for years.

Back in the sixties there was a rash of UFO sightings in the area and I personally knew several reputable people who saw pretty detailed views of these mysterious craft. A friend of mine has written a pretty detailed account that pretty much summarizes my experience.

I decided to pick up a copy of Kelleher and Knapp’s book Hunt for the Skinwalker and find out the latest on the matter. It was a very interesting, but inconclusive read. It is fun to imagine stuff like the book describes, taking place so near to home. I don’t really doubt the sincerity of the witnesses, but having spent an enormous amount of time out and about in the vicinity and having never ever seen any thing unusual, I do feel pretty slighted.

Apparently, aliens, skinwalkers and Sasquatches find me revolting and are deliberately shunning me for some inexplicable reason. I’ve never snubbed or scoffed at them, so I can’t imagine what I’ve done to offend their mystical sensibilities. I’d like to make peace with them and sit down for a Pow Wow or something, but I can’t find a mailing address or anything that would facilitate my appologetic overtures.

I’ve thought of disguising myself as a Sasquatch and wandering around over there in hopes of tricking them into thinking I’m someone else, but it occurs to me that this tactic may have already been tried. Besides I don’t want to run the risk of being mistaken for a female of that species, if you get my meaning.

I guess I’m just going to have to be content with watching the night sky in wonder and amazement at what I do see, and hope that some day I’ll be inducted in to that exclusive club of witnesses. Perhaps some subtle nuance such as a new pair of bib overalls or a missing tooth will serendipitously qualify me.

Filed under: Paranormal , , , ,

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

Last night my grandkids took me to the movies! We had a great time watching Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. I loved the movie. It inspired and lifted me. The dialog was fresh and unexpected and the wonder of it all left me hopeful and alive. I wish I had more quotes from the movie for there were several that caught my imagination and rang resonantly in my heart. There is one I have not forgotten, when Mr. Magorium encourages Maloney with these words, “Your life is an occasion, rise to it!”

While way more elaborate and roomy, I think the Emporium not that unlike my den (which was trashed by a flood this summer). I think my daughter and son-in-law hoped to inspire me to resurrect that room in which we, young at heart, lovers of fun and magic have so many wonderful memories

“You have to believe it to see it!”

Filed under: Inspiration

Uncle Jay Explains the News!

Filed under: Current Events, Politics

Uncle Jay Explains the News – 5 November

Filed under: Current Events, Politics

 

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